"I’ve noticed this about Charlie, she doesn’t know what a cardigan is."
"There I am, at work just chilling, and in walks this girl I barely know, and she starts talking to me like we’ve been friends for years. That’s just what she’s like."
"I get dumb because I get excited and want to party Lionel Ritchie style."
"Brunch?" "Yeah! Perfect!" "Where did you wanna go?" "I don’t know! Can we meet at my place? I need a hand getting something down from somewhere high, first" "Alright"
Old Mate McCarren.
"Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding whether or not to climb a tree, because you might get a wonderful view from the highest branch or you might simply get covered in sap, and for this reason many people choose to spend their time alone and indoors, where it is harder to get a splinter."
Lemony Snicket, The Penultimate Peril (via friendly-neighborhood-crystal)